Crazy Celvan's Limericks - Baldur's Gate II

This guide lists all of the limericks recited by Crazy Celvan in Baldur’s Gate II.

Overview

You’ll meet a gnome named Crazy Celvan on the roof of Mae’Var’s Guildhall in the Docks District. If you talk to him with certain companions nearby, then he’ll recite amusing limericks about them. But note: Celvan will run away (and disappear) after you’ve spoken to him, so be sure to save first. Celvan’s limericks are shown below.

Aerie	There once was an elf who could fly; Without wings, she was sure she would die. But soon she’ll have found That it is on the ground That her true destiny does lie.
Anomen	There once was a man full of woes, Strong and mighty he smote all his foes. Soon he’ll take his Test. To him it’s no jest. If he’ll pass, not even he knows.
Dorn (EE)	A blackguard obeys his patron’s command, Though he strains under constant demand. With a choice to make And his world at stake, With whom shall the half-orc stand?
Hexxat (EE)	A woman trapped hundreds of years, Awake and aware with mind’s eyes and ears, The darkness her friend Till the bitter end, An end she no longer fears.
Jaheira	There once was an elf proud and fair; Men withered once under her stare. But she loved one man true, And he died… as men do, And now there is naught but grief there.
Keldorn	There once was a knight pure of heart; From his wife he is always apart. Has his heart grown colder As his deeds grew bolder? What is finished can never restart.
Mazzy	There once was a halfling so pure, She’s a paladin, as sure as she’s sure. If she’s lucky one day, Her goddess will smile and say That the lack of one she’ll no longer endure.
Minsc	There once was a warrior true, With the sense knocked out of him too. But in a hamster he found Some wisdom profound, And now where goes he goes his Boo!
Neera (EE)	With no warning, a magical surging, It comes regardless of urging. Friends are burnt, Yet lessons go unlearnt; A new Neera will soon be emerging.
Rasaad (EE)	A man comes to a fork in his path With no companions at all, save his wrath. Will his enemy fall, Or will he lose all? You can’t wash your hands in a bloodbath.
Valygar	There once was a man so afraid That his soul was to be soon waylaid; See, the wizard’s returned In his sphere, he has learned, But has he learned if a soul can be weighed?
Viconia (not in game)	There once was an elf of the Dark Whose bite was far worse than her bark. Left without a home, on the surface she’ll roam; In the sun she might just make her mark.