CD Projekt RED Announces THE BARD: Saviors of Queens

Move over Geralt, Dandelion is getting his own game! CD Projekt RED has announced THE BARD: Saviors of Queens, an awesome multi-minute adventure filled with spanking-prone women, non-violent mandolin slaying, and twenty launch DLCs! The story is almost non-existent, but the launch trailer and first developer diary with Tomasz Gop is not:

I can’t wait:

THE BARD: Saviors of Queens New project announced by CD Projekt RED

CD Projekt RED is proud to announce its next game – THE BARD: Saviors of Queens. Surprisingly, this previously unannounced title will focus on adventures of an undisclosed poet whose name is yet to be determined. Following recent video game trends the title will offer a very short story. Almost no gameplay whatsoever and as much as twenty launch DLCs, including a special pink banjo (normally obtainable by finishing a game) and a unicorn mount, will have you stuck in front of your computer screen for minutes. The game is scheduled for release when it’s done allowing plenty of room for speculation but isn’t that what fans love the most?

Please visit http://www.saviors-of-queens.com to feast your eyes on the brand new announcement trailer and first installment in SoQ Dev Diary series. Less details to be released soon.