Mass Effect Galaxy Details Revealed, Screenshots

EA has launched a profile page for Mass Effect Galaxy, the upcoming iPhone game based on BioWare’s sci-fi franchise. Four screenshots and the following details are revealed:

The award-winning Mass Effect game universe has now arrived on your iPhone and iPod touch! Tales of human courage and individual human achievement resound through the galaxy. Here is your opportunity to play the story of Jacob Taylor, a biotic-powered super-soldier who stumbles across a plot to terrorize civilization’s greatest beacon of hope, the mighty Citadel space station. Can you prevent a heinous attack that threatens to knock humanity off the galactic stage?

Game Features

– Gripping storyline that enables you, playing super-soldier Jacob Taylor, to prevent galactic chaos!
– Stylish art presentation delivers an animated graphic novel experience!
– A blend of nuanced story telling with gripping top-down shooter combat!
– Experience the back-story behind some of the main characters in the upcoming Mass Effect 2 game (for Xbox 360 and PC).

Aren’t exclamation points supposed to indicate excitement? How could any Mass Effect fan be excited about a handheld, cartoony, non-RPG cash-in?