South Park: The Game Renamed, E3 Trailer and Pre-order Incentives Revealed

Just as we reported might happen awhile back, Obsidian Entertainment’s forthcoming South Park: The Game has been renamed to South Park: The Stick of Truth, and in anticipation of this week’s E3 coverage we have an official website, a new trailer, and a set of pre-order incentives to take in. Let’s start with the two-minute trailer, shall we?

Here’s what all pre-orders come with:

“Good Times with Weapons” Pack

BULROG CHICKEN ATTACK

Summon the devastating ninja powers of Bulrog and turn your feeble enemies into chickens! This super-sweet attack leaves evil-doers totally clucked! BLAM! “Nya-nya-nya-nya-na naa! Now you are a chicken!”

CARTMAN’S KICK-ASS SAI

The ultimate weapon of destruction, these daggers will penetrate even the most evil of villains! Harness the fiery sting of the Sai to slash and cut your way through South Park!

SAMURAI WARRIOR COSTUME

Show off your brut ninja muscle with this bad-ass getup, complete with assassin’s headgear, super-sweet cape, and the toughest cardboard armor this side of Takagawa. Suit up, and prepare to unleash the ultimate pwnage!

And here’s what all Xbox 360 pre-orders come with:

“Good Times with Weapons” Pack + “Mysterion Superhero” Pack

MYSTERION SPECIAL ATTACK

Harness the elusive power of Mysterion! South Park’s protector unleashes a deadly combination of stealth and firepower — your enemies won’t know what hit them!

SUPERHERO COSTUME

Suit-up as the next South Park superhero! It’s the perfect disguise for fighting your mortal enemies and keeping South Park safe!

Dagger of Cthulu

Slash the darkness with this diabolical switchblade! It’s the same weapon used to stab and kill Mysterion in the twisted classic “Mysterion Rises”. And now.the fate of the Cult of Cthulhu lies in your hands!

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