The Best Hands in First-Person Games

They apparently had some free time on their hands over at UGO, as they’ve cranked out a bizarre feature that showcases the finest extremities shown in first-person games, with the protagonists in Deus Ex, Thief, and BioShock scoring mentions. Just in case you were wondering why Jack’s hands were picked:

All hands fall short of these hands. Its like these hands ran a sub 3:00 mile; no one on the field compares. These hands shoot lighting and fire and bees. Yeah, bees. They can shoot bees. End of discussion.

And there you have it.