Top 10 Least-Played D&D Classes

GameSpy has posted an article entitled the “Top 10 Least-Played D&D Classes“, giving a good laugh to some character classes that none of us have played (hopefully). Here’s a snippet from the Horse Thief:

Dungeon Master: Clamping toward you on the roadway you see a noble Knight of the order of the Rose, astride his great white stead. He addresses your party —

Horsethief: Whoa, on a fully trained warhorse?

Dungeon Master: –uh, yes. The Knight says, “Where are ye bound, fair travellers?”

Wizard: I bow low. “Greetings, sirrah!”

Dungeon Master: The Knight brings his horse to a halt and salutes your par-

Horsethief: I pull him off the horse and take it! (rolls dice)

Dungeon Master: Uh — okay, now he’s PISSED.

Horsethief: Yeah, woop. Let’s see how fast ol’ had-a-horse can run in platemail. HYAH! MUSH! Go!

Wizard: What about the rest of us!?!?

Horsethief: Jack your own. I’m headed for ye olde choppe shoppe.