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Quick, scan the news and then go see Lord of the Rings! I know I don’t have to tell you that it opens today… well, last night yeah, but your best bet is to leave asap if you don’t yet have tickets. Or you could try the popular Wild Fandango approach, which requires that I hold back the gag reflex each time I see it on the big screen. Speaking of that, IF it’s even in your area and I can’t imagine it not being in everyone’s theater… do you ever notice that at least one person chuckles at the end? Too funny.